I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
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She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
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Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
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