Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
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omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
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so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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