Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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