Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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