Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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