1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
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Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
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Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much