Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
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then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
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We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
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If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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