I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
We need to get me chipped asap
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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