We won't sleep together?
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
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Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
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Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
The dick lei will go down in squad history
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.