Who wears a wallet chain?!
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
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Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
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One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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