I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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