Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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