There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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