PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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