The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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