I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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