you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Randomize
