sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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