they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Shame is for Republicans.
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