The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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