i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
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One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
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I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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