I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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