ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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