tell your sister to shave her snatch
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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