rhymes with "ouble enetration"
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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