My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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