On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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