ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
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