yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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