Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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