Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
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Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
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Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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