He is an equal opportunity slut.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
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she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
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No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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