I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I want a musical about memes.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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