if you like me you must not know who I am
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
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he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
im holly from the hills drunk
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
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We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I'm gonna fight the coyote
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