i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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