im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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