i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
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Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
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It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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