My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
420 ftw
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
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