Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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