talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
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You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
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Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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