She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
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She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
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Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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