sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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