he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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