Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
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the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
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We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
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