Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
its not stalking. its research.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
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In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
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There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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