In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Randomize
