Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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