I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
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He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
This is the high leading the old right now
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
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I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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