So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
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i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
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It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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