what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
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I think I have vodka in my lungs
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
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I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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