I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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