we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
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She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
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Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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