i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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