my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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