SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
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is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
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after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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