wat bout pragnant strippers??
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
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I need you to use more vowels.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
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