My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
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