I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Rumble strips road head = magical
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
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