I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
well most of my day revolves around power hour
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
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